whyamisospooky:

you’re such a b**** (bagel)

(via fruitflavoredsnack)

shego:

people who laugh so hard at their own jokes that they can’t even finish the joke because they’re laughing so hard are my favorite kind of people

(via sebastianstantheperfectman)

kingshire:

u do not know real pain until you’ve woken up from a dream about your favorite band member

(via pizza)

silohouettes:

Dear future son/daughter

I know that I may not be the best parent, but swear on my mother fucking life that I will never leave you at the supermarket checkouts alone because I know that shit is terrifying and I’m not a fucking monster

(via 0riginal)